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To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.
Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.
by Brohaan July 13, 2009
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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To urinate in a trash can while drunk because iit seems like the right thing to do
What are you doing?
I fertiged in the trashcan
Why?
Its what you do!!
by casadefresh April 12, 2011
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