Urban Dictionary: Ferretting

ferret

Animal that apparentally 'kicks ass' but smells like piss.

Wow, that ferret smells like piss.

by Channy<3Aaron July 19, 2007

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Ferret

the cutest, coolest, best animal evr

kid 1: hey have u seen my new pet its a ferret
kid 2: OMG ITS THE CUTEST COOLEST BEST ANIMAL EVER

by roxmick March 16, 2021

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c0rn likes ferrets AND I DO DUHHHH cuz they like the best species out there

corn: ferrets
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by ferret Iover January 29, 2021

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Ferreting

Manovering round a night club or similar establishment, placing stickers of your face on girls breats.

A popular challenge for a stag on his last night of Freedom.

Technique: Pat Pat Grope

Dave had a good night Ferreting last night. Everywhere I turned there were ladies sporting his face on their ferrets.

by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

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The Ferret

The act of sticking your penis in a sock (of any style) and performing intercourse.

I just gave that bitch "The Ferret", and now everytime I grab her hair I get fuckin' shocked!

by the ferret creator December 07, 2011

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ferreting

A game gay males play buy letting ferrets run up their ass.

YO you seen VW today ? I bet that gay bastard is ferreting one of his rats agin.

by skawtA November 05, 2007

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Ferret

In a failed attempt to censor the word "Pedo", iFunny created a new word for pedophiles, ferretphiles or ferrets.

"Ferretphiles are disgusting"

"Danny is a ferret? Nasty."

"Did you hear that our neighbor is a Ferretphile?"

by tobiistobi October 13, 2020

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