a kickass animal

1. synonym for thot

2. a girl who's thick af

3. a girl whom men find attractive in a sexually attractive way, usually due to their voluptuous physique

Ferret, or ferretphile, is the IFunny censoring for pedophile, or pedophilia. Typically used in contexts where the word "Ferret" wouldn't actually fit. Also used in other places where heavy censorship is placed, such as Roblox.

Cute cuddly animals usually referred to as "Furry knee-socks with eyes". They are mischievous creatures and will steal anything smelly, shiny, or just plain interesting but they always find a way to weasel their way into your heart. And they always find a way to make you laugh whether they are war dancing, running into things, or making adorable chittering noises. =D

Clearly a cat-snake.

Ferret: a pedophile, a person who doesn’t deserve to be called a person, deserves a life sentence for their ferretphilia

Usually thought of as an animal, Ferret is usually quiet but lurks in the shadows. Ready to ban at any moment. A really nice guy and not an e-dater.