Fern is a woman also known as a "hag" who flaunts her gash infront of weaker men to lead them on. She also has strange sexual fantasies about feet. Because of her reputation Fern is used to describe someone who likes to munch on cock.
"Hey that girl looks like a real Fern"
"Yeah she was Ferning everyone last night"
by plohea February 15, 2010
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A fake friend, a friend that is acting like a fake plant.
Goddammit john your being a fern.

Nick doesn't want to come with us, he is being a fern.
by titdirt15 August 11, 2008
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Fern is a very high tempered girl but can be sweet at times. She is very sassy and has a huge attitude but will always be there for you if you need her. She is extremley pretty and knows what she wants and how to get it. Her mood changes from day to day but she is normally happy. My sister is called Fern and she is this exact description and I’m pretty sure this description fits most other Ferns on the planet.
My friend: “Hey Fern!”
Fern: “Go away!”
My friend: “Why the attitude?”
Me: “Oh, she’s a Fern.”
by Charlotte Robyn July 18, 2020
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someone who follows people and wacks off to peoples facebook pictures
by Spurrs23 May 04, 2011
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someone who has follows people and masterbates to peoples facebook pictures
by spurrs23 May 04, 2011
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Carrick rhymin slang for rotten. can also be used when describing an ugly female. The fern comes from fern cotton
"mate this here burger is fern "
"what u on bout shes fuckin fern "
by ceelad August 04, 2006
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Cody fern is a beautiful actor that plays in many shows including American Horror Story, And Versace. Another definition for him is Hot,Beautiful and sexy
Dave: Do you know who cody fern is??
Carl: Hell yeah man! Hes hot as Fuck!
by _honkycattt October 29, 2019
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