someone who has follows people and masterbates to peoples facebook pictures

Carrick rhymin slang for rotten. can also be used when describing an ugly female. The fern comes from fern cotton

Watering hole, bar, pub

For mean people called fern: a bitch that does not know anything

For nice people called fern: a nice person who will stop to help anyone

70's slang-term for a prolific pubic bush.

Inclusive of all genders and identifications.
The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.

The hippie New Age sister of Karen.

Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.