Fern: A very potent fart,a very squeeky release.

The origin of Fern came from the actual sound that erupts from the anus
i.e Ffrrnnn

Two-faced back stabbing jerk. Nice to your face, pretends to be your friend, then says and does hurtful things behind your back.

Fern is a woman also known as a "hag" who flaunts her gash infront of weaker men to lead them on. She also has strange sexual fantasies about feet. Because of her reputation Fern is used to describe someone who likes to munch on cock.

A lesbian who is the submissive, feminine type. They tend to
be earthy, hippie-types that don't shave their armpits or legs.
The counterpart to a "butch" lesbian.

A fake friend, a friend that is acting like a fake plant.

Fern is a very high tempered girl but can be sweet at times. She is very sassy and has a huge attitude but will always be there for you if you need her. She is extremley pretty and knows what she wants and how to get it. Her mood changes from day to day but she is normally happy. My sister is called Fern and she is this exact description and I’m pretty sure this description fits most other Ferns on the planet.

someone who follows people and wacks off to peoples facebook pictures