a nerd, a geek, a young republican, can be a foe or someone annoying. Originating from Clarissa's evil little brother in Clarissa Explains It All, a popular television show from Nickelodeon in the 90's.
by Brandon McMullin December 04, 2007
by Poomtang February 10, 2010
One of the five ferguson, fergison, furgerson, furguson, fergerson these 5 last names descend from the five lords.
Jeff:Hey did you know that john fergerson is brothers with mark furguson
Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.
Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either
Bill:yes
Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.
Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either
Bill:yes
by godfree34 April 04, 2009
When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.
Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."
by dadzii December 09, 2014
A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.
Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."
... later on ...
*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*
Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."
... later on ...
*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*
Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."
by Ken Elrick II October 15, 2005
In East Texas this is the act of calling into work on an excessive basis and suffering no repercussion.
" I'm pulling a Ferguson Monday."
by Psycrow February 04, 2014
Scottish late-night tv host, who also acts and writes novels. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson can be seen at 12:35/11:35c on CBS, after Letterman.
Despite not having a band or "A-list" guests, Craig is consistently funny 5 days a week, with improvised monologues, puppets, viewer emails, and sketches. He frequently does sketches about Sean Connery, Michael Caine, and Prince Charles.
Craig has also been in The Drew Carey Show, and has written two novels: Between The Bridge and the River, and his autobiography American on Purpose, which comes out on September 22, 2009.
In my opinion, the best late-night tv show out there.
Despite not having a band or "A-list" guests, Craig is consistently funny 5 days a week, with improvised monologues, puppets, viewer emails, and sketches. He frequently does sketches about Sean Connery, Michael Caine, and Prince Charles.
Craig has also been in The Drew Carey Show, and has written two novels: Between The Bridge and the River, and his autobiography American on Purpose, which comes out on September 22, 2009.
In my opinion, the best late-night tv show out there.
1. Friend: "Want to come to my house for a party tonight?"
Me: "No thanks, I'll be watching Craig Ferguson"
2. Apartment above me: "Ughhh we can't sleep because they're laughing so loud at Craig Ferguson. Maybe we should watch him.....*turn tv on*......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Me: "No thanks, I'll be watching Craig Ferguson"
2. Apartment above me: "Ughhh we can't sleep because they're laughing so loud at Craig Ferguson. Maybe we should watch him.....*turn tv on*......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
by scubasaurus July 31, 2009