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A female, usually in her adolescence, who after the first hook-up with a random boy, becomes totally subservient to said boy's every sexual whim. She craves him and will return to him as if she were his personal sex boomerang.
Sonia hooked up with Mark at the jelly bean dance last week. She's hooked up with him 58 times since; she's such a femtrang.
by David Steffan July 19, 2006
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018