by Archrin October 03, 2003
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same as feltch but you let the hot animal semen marinade in the rectum for at least 24 hours while the semen bask in the raw essence of the butt gravy and then drink with a bendy straw.
Jeff enjoyed the roasty goodness of the slow feltched juices as he sucked so elagantly through his purple bendy straw
by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw September 12, 2009
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To be born from the process of a feltch finished with spitting the love juice into the woman's vagina.
by In3rtia January 24, 2007
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by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018
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When someone bends down to perform a Feltch, the other person then farts the semen out of their ass and into the other person's face, much like a shotgun blast. This is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise.
by Harold Ramis July 13, 2009
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To use a straw to suck the seaman out of an anus... but first you blow as hard a you can down the straw to produce bubbles and then consume.
"I'm going to Feltch Blast the shit out of you tonight, i got a crazy straw hooked up to a 4-cycle blower"
by Halcom U Rbalzitch June 01, 2009
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Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.
by Tina Sperm Cleana November 08, 2011
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