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Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.
Dude.... selling shit to minors in a school zone makes my shit hard, Felony Boner bruh!
by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017
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