- a person that shows up everywhere on facebook via threads and/or makes a comment on everything.

- someone that posts inappropriate comments & pictures. (facebook *"felony")

- someone that talks non-stop about facebook in real life.

- someone that clicks "like" on every post.

- someone that always starts up chats when your chat is "online"

- someone that has nothing better to do than stay on facebook

- an aunt, uncle, grandparent, old weird schoolmate, etc. that stays in yours & everyone else's business on facebook.

** also, any act by a facebook felon is a facebook felony. Tho a facebook felony is not always committed by a facebook felon. Sometimes a facebook felony is a normal person that made an inappropriate choice.
"I was going to post that picture, but i knew Betsy would have commented immediately and no one would have said anything after that.. she's a total facebook felon."

"I was going to talk to Juan, but he was with Betsy and you know that facebook felon was chatting up about every facebook post ever! I wish she could just enjoy the party so we could too."

jane: "go online with your chats so we can talk at work!"

john: "i would, but i always get hit up by Betsy and she talks forever and gets mad when i don't immediately respond, so it's just not worth it."
jane: "ugh, i know, she's definitley the facebook felon of the year with all that mess."

"I'm done with Betsy. She committed the ultimate facebook felony by posting all her pictures from Steve's jello party. I wish you could go to jail for being a facebook felon."

"Marie is no facebook felon, but she definitely gets a facebook felony charge for those comments about child pornography on Ali's baby pictures."
by JFurbandictionary February 03, 2011
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A term invented by politicians to justify allowing felons to vote. There is no such thing as a former felon, once a felon, always a felon.
Hearing held to decide whether Florida’s former felons should be allowed to vote
by non-pc August 19, 2020
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1) an NFL star who has been indicted on a felony charge

2) An obsessed football fan/onetime high school football player who is so creepy, odds are they are either a pedophile or rapist, or both. Usually resembles a plump, rodent-like creature.
1) After the dog fighting came out, Michael Vick became an NF Felon.

2) Girl: Ew, Maddie, that weirdo is totally hitting on you!
Maddie: OMGSH he is such an NF Felon!!!
by theistallion June 08, 2011
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Also Known As: a Banker CEO or Insurance CEO (noun/plural)

1. Banker CEO or Insurance CEO
2. Recipient of $$ millions in bonus booty
3. Inventor of new fees for public
they were financier felons sweeping up millions is bonus booty. Studying the

technique of the street creep by hardly

working hard circling the unsuspecting public like avulture capitalist.
by malia1950 February 04, 2010
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A Dr. Scholls® marketing slogan which revised the common English slang term "chillin like a villian" in order to appropriately fit their new product Dr. Scholls® Gel Inserts™. Many people now refer to the word "chillin" as archaic and prefer to use the new word "gellin."
by Stevo November 07, 2004
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(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.

Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).

Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.

Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?

Father: Yes.

Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards
by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
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To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."
I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'
by Mighty Whitey August 22, 2003
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