The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.
With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.
by Analeest December 03, 2014
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Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them

*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.
The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"
by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014
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A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.
Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.
by TitaniumTesticle February 06, 2018
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A varient on the term 'cool cat,' a term used to describe incredibly cool bros and hoes.
by macjagger December 17, 2011
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Any cat that you are physically attracted too, (usually male), and would like to start a relationship with.
Person 1: “hey dude, you see that handsome feline over there?”

Person 2: “ya i’d Smash
by handsomefeline June 04, 2018
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Any cat (usually male), that you are physically attracted to and would be willing to start a relationship with.
Person 1: “you see that handsome feline over there?”
Person 2: “ya i’d smash
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