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(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
by Pymp November 01, 2003
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!
We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

by Tenacious-C June 02, 2007
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To orally extract semen from someone's rectum
I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch
by Death Monk May 07, 2003
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To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.
Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.
by Mr. Tapeworm May 25, 2006
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sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.
After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.
by Holmeslover February 04, 2004
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The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina
Leanne M likes to felch dogs
by Stephanie F***** August 03, 2004
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