A man who grew up in the small town of felch Michigan, and is apart of a brotherhood with his felch buddies who would do anything for eachother. A felch boy can usually out-drink anyone, at any time, and always has fun. You can usually find a felch boy in a local bar, a deer camp, or at a hot chicks house. Felch boys drink way too much, party harder than anyone, are always In the woods hunting or fishing, or stuck in a ditch drunk as fuck at 3 in the morning waiting on one of their buddy's to show up and pull there truck out. If your a woman from a surrounding town, felch is where you go to party because felch boys always respect and stick up for a lady no matter what. Felch boys are the best of the best. No matter how drunk a felch boy gets, he will always be down for another drink. Felch boys can truly out-drink anyone.

Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.