Feing is a German/Bavarian slang word meaning "Figure" "Fig" or "Fig Tree". Most used as the Phrase "Figure it out". Or if you call some one Feing, you are calling them a Figure or Figure head. It was invented through the German word Fein meaning Fine or Delicate. Then the G was added for whatever reason and the meaning was invented. It is meant as a respectful term, not one of hate.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.