The little black pieces of turf that always get stuck in your shoes.
Ugh, I have so much feef in my shoes from that football game today!
by Fleebleknart November 14, 2017
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The extraordinarily rare event in which a fart and a queef occur simultaneously.
1. "It smells like shit and vagina in here... Did you just feef!?"

2. "I heard two separate fart noises and felt air brush across my ballsack. Per chance, you feefed."
by Wolf House March 12, 2013
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Similar to a queef. It's the gassy sound that is made when a man pulls his dick out of an anus, of a girl or a guy, during anal intercourse. This sound is not a fart. Rather, it is caused by the combination of K-Y Jelly and air being pushed into the ass during sex.
"So, I was fucking this girl in the ass the other day, and when I pulled my dick out, she let out this massive feef!!"
by Diodon January 02, 2009
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Everyone was sheeshin' n feefin.

There's lots of feef going on in this apartment.
by MrSheesher February 28, 2011
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Feef
Cat

(feefing: cat-like)
(feefer: someone of a cat)
You are a feefing idiot.
Feef you.
I have a dog not a feef.
OOTI is feefing amazing.
You are the feef's meow.
by OOTI A February 11, 2008
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v. to play FIFA

feefing- The act of playing FIFA
Ex1: Bro hop on live so we can feef

Ex2: Everytime we feef I win 6-0

Ex3: Nah I dont want to play, I feefed for like 4 hours strait yesterday
by LGNYC September 06, 2012
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A term, originated on the playgrounds of East Oakview Elementary, used to obtain the attention one needs in any particular situation. This term may also be used in place the common X-Box game, Fifa.
Chris: (Sitting on his bed) What's going on tonight?
Billy: I don't know man I just wanna get pooped.
Chris: Ya, me too man.
Billy: So, what do you wanna do?
Chris: Feef.
Billy: What you just said is perhaps one of the most insanely idiotic things that I've ever heard.

or

Chris: You wanna play some Feef?
Mike: Ya I call boots.
by C-Murda dis man yo August 02, 2008
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