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1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.
I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.
by JoeDirt January 30, 2003
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
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Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.
"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."
by Jenlia Franceroyalty September 04, 2006
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Jacking it.

Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.
"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."
by Wesnile In Bulk January 09, 2012
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Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.
by Nate Dogg September 11, 2003
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Used on the website Stargate-Alpha.com in an attempt to get people off the computer for being obsessive about playing the games and reading everything on there about Stargate.
Feed the Ducks, because they have a life and you don't!
by ~Oma~ July 24, 2011
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Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship
Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
by barffbag June 10, 2018
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