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When a dude gets blown off by someone else’s pregnant girlfriend or wife....and she swallows
I had to stop by Sarah’s on the way home to “feed the baby
by Dirty Randy 69 November 06, 2018
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When a dude gets blown off by someone else’s pregnant girlfriend or ideally wife, and she swallows.
I had to stop by sarah’s on the way home from the bar to “feed the baby.”
by Dirty Randy 69 November 05, 2018
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A woman who is already pregnant (with child) allows a man to ejaculate(cum) inside of her while having intercourse (making love)...

It's a dark humor joke to insinuate the growing fetus (baby in the womb) will receive (eat) the semen from the man as food or nutrition because semen has been proven to have nutrients within it or there are no worries of the woman becoming pregnant because she is already pregnant....
Brenda is currently pregnant and she let me to "feed the baby"....
by LouLou3T November 21, 2019
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