What Madoff could have been if he could print his own currency
Person # 1: "Yo man that Madoff scam collapsed in a jiffy didn't it!"

Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"
by random_God_24 June 29, 2009
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To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.
Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
by whev November 17, 2010
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The lord of tennis, truly untouchable when in his best form.
Roger Federer,Just Too good
by Pwnman February 17, 2009
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A nick-name for Roger Federer. The greatest tennis player and gentleman of all-time. When he swears at the umpire, people take his side because he never loses.

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Dude 1: When I first saw Darth Federer's shot I thought it was clearly out but the I realized that he never loses so it must have been in.

Dude 2: This is true. His presence on the court is immaculate.
by Maestro732 November 18, 2009
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The manipulative shutdown of the Federal government by the Racist in Chief as he attempts another extortion aimed at the American people.
The Don of the United States mafia has lamely and callously crafted this sadly psychopathic Federal Fuckjob.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 08, 2019
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THe instution that allowed a stock market crash, that was expected to be another recession to turn into a depression. Bywhich should of added more money into the economy to stimulate spending, growth and eventually decrease unemployment. Failing to do this, the money supply in the banks fell short of expections, which caused a run on the banks. Which then further worsened the crisis.
The Federal Reserve controls interest rates to loans given out to banks, in order to control the money supply.
by ericandude July 10, 2008
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