Person # 1: "Yo man that Madoff scam collapsed in a jiffy didn't it!"
Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"
Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"
by random_God_24 June 29, 2009
Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."
Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
by whev November 17, 2010
by Pwnman February 17, 2009
by Salty4444 September 27, 2011
A nick-name for Roger Federer. The greatest tennis player and gentleman of all-time. When he swears at the umpire, people take his side because he never loses.
See Meastro
See Meastro
Dude 1: When I first saw Darth Federer's shot I thought it was clearly out but the I realized that he never loses so it must have been in.
Dude 2: This is true. His presence on the court is immaculate.
Dude 2: This is true. His presence on the court is immaculate.
by Maestro732 November 18, 2009
The manipulative shutdown of the Federal government by the Racist in Chief as he attempts another extortion aimed at the American people.
The Don of the United States mafia has lamely and callously crafted this sadly psychopathic Federal Fuckjob.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 08, 2019
THe instution that allowed a stock market crash, that was expected to be another recession to turn into a depression. Bywhich should of added more money into the economy to stimulate spending, growth and eventually decrease unemployment. Failing to do this, the money supply in the banks fell short of expections, which caused a run on the banks. Which then further worsened the crisis.
The Federal Reserve controls interest rates to loans given out to banks, in order to control the money supply.
by ericandude July 10, 2008