When a person has been stentenced to a long prison term, they often feel the need to experiment (sexually) with one another. The term "federal sexual" is currently being used in federal institutions to justify/ explain inmates unusual sexual behaviours with each other. Only refers to Federal inmates, the rest are just plain gay.
Inmate 1: Yo man, I need to get my dick wet - bend over...NOW!!
Inmate 2: Forget that celly!!?? That's so gay!!
Inmate 1: Naw man, it aint gay, its "federal sexual" ;)
Inmate 2: NAW MAN......its gay......
Inmate 1: I'm not gay!!!......just my dick is......
Inmate 2: alright then (bends over and takes it like he likes it)
by TYSIMIMC October 05, 2012
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Something done in an extraordinary fashion, in an absolutely perfect manner. Much like anything done by Roger Federer on a tennis court.
1.Pink Floyd performed a Federer-esque performance in recording the album "Wish you were here".

2.Jennifer Hawkins is to sexy what Roger Federer is to tennis.
by ringo21 February 29, 2008
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the federal reserve is to the great depression, current credit/liquidity crisis, sharply falling dollar, inequitable global landscape, and social political and economic instability as mother is to her child.
by lili estin March 21, 2008
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The federal reserve is an evil organization that thrives on death and misery. The ultimate goal of the federal reserve is world domination and population control. All the major wars were started with the help of the federal reserve by using fake actions or blatant inaction. Useful idiots and brainwashed followers have helped the federal reserve look legitimate, but it is really just a gang of super rich criminals that only care about themselves and no-one else. The federal reserve uses the basic belief systems of people to cause fear in the population to drive the people to do things they should not.
The Biggest threat to humanity is not Global Warming, the Biggest threat to 99% of humanity is the Federal Reserve. It's only a matter of time before most of the world population is murdered because of the federal reserve. Every thing I'v seen and read points to this future.
by *Dr Dave August 22, 2009
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God. If tennis skill was money, Bill Gates and Oprah would be charity cases compared to Roger. You know that feeling when your woman climaxes and is left whimpering in your arms? That's what it feels like to be Roger Federer.
Chuck Norris wears Roger Federer PJ's.
by Lunaman January 21, 2008
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One of the greatest tennis player of all time. Was born in Basel, Switzerland and is currently the only player to have won both the Wimbledon and U.S. Open singles titles in three consecutive years (2004-2006).

The accuracy and spin in his shots are amazing.
"I've won Wimbledon three times and I wish I could play like Roger Federer" - John McEnroe
by MarianneNZ November 10, 2006
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A belittling term for prison, often used by someone who has been there.
Man, we get caught with this shit, and it's a five-year stay in the Federal Hotel!
by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005
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