When you take a massive shit and the poop splashes the water up towards your ass, making it wet. The cure for this disease is to take toilet paper and rub it on your ass to absorb the water. To prevent this from ever happening to you, every time you have to take a shit, massive or not, take some toilet paper and put it on top of the water in the toilet, so when the poop falls, nothing splashed up because the toilet paper is preventing it to do so.
“FUCK! I JUST GOT FECAL WATER DISEASE!” Kyle yelled from the bathroom.
“What the fuck are you on Kyle? What is Fecal Water Disease?” James yells from the kitchen.
“IT’S WHEN YOUR POOP FALLS INTO THE TOILET AND SPLASHES THE FUCKING WATER IN THE TOILET BACK UP INTO YOUR ASS! IT’S FUCKING NASTY!”
“What the fuck are you on Kyle? What is Fecal Water Disease?” James yells from the kitchen.
“IT’S WHEN YOUR POOP FALLS INTO THE TOILET AND SPLASHES THE FUCKING WATER IN THE TOILET BACK UP INTO YOUR ASS! IT’S FUCKING NASTY!”
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