Aquarius,, shy, doesn’t have a lot of confidence at times and can feel quite down at the simplest of things. People born around this date are quite intelligent and quiet. Loving people who will be shy and nervous at first but will warm up and good around a lot after a while. National Almond day lmao

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

February 16th is National Single Day so all the people that are single get to celebrate with other single people about how single they are.

This is sex day so girls you know what that means go to u man and do the do

Also if this is your birthday u get sex by law from anyone

If the person born on this day is named Larry, then you should give him a blowjob immediately. What are you waiting for?

The absolute sexiest mother fucker you’ll ever meet was born on this day - you HAVE to do what they want for their whole bday week OR ELSE ...

Also give them the dick

The day of Martha. All Martha’s come together in unity.