Urban Dictionary: February

Hey! It’s fingerless February, you know how there’s no nut November well boys you guys aren’t gonna be the only ones suffering

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February

Do u wanna know why February is the shortest month? Because that's when all the short people are born!

Me: Johana, why am i so short??
Johana: Cause, u were born in February!
Me: dang it!!😡😡😡😡

by Shadow_Gacha November 09, 2019

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February

abr.Feb
adj. The act of giving excruciatingly, really painful words of sarcasm; being "schooled".

John: Dude, I just got this bike yesterday. It's fucking Huge!

George:Yeah. i saw it yesterday. Your mom let me ride it home. Like i rode her.
YOU JUST GOT FEBed {Februaryed}!!

by The King KONGO KOBRA. August 28, 2008

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februaries

Uppity black people. Those who think they are entitled to everything because they are somewhat successful and black.

Now that obama is president, there are a bunch of februaries running around.

by theguywhocallsthemfebruaries April 30, 2009

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February

Only people who is a furry is born during the february-

Hey, when are you born?
February
HAHA FURRY

by hejgodkiller November 15, 2020

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February

Give any girl ur hoodies boys😏

"hey it is february, who are you going to give ur hoodie to?"

by flyingcatx February 02, 2020

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February

So it’s february so that means fapless february so it’s like no nut november but in february

friend - “look how hot she is!”

me- “have you heard it’s february!”
friend- “what u mean?”

me- “fapless february!!!”

by joemamma69420 November 17, 2019

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