A date that doesn't exist and never will. So if home boy decides the date you're planning to have is in February 31st then you clearly know hes mocking you. So basically you'll never be able to go out with him or her.
home boy: February 31st is our date k?
Freshman thot: KK ;)
Freshman thot on March 1st, "wait what??"
Freshman thot: KK ;)
Freshman thot on March 1st, "wait what??"
by MACBOOKAIRPROMONEY October 25, 2019
The day that comes once a year where you can masterbait at school and fuck people in corners. It's like the purge but sexual laws are the only ones that are legal for 24 hours.
On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.
It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.
On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.
It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.
Samantha: hey Patricia, you wanna smash tomorrow
Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight
Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31
Patricia: oh ya!
*turns 12 am*
Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*
Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!
Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight
Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31
Patricia: oh ya!
*turns 12 am*
Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*
Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!
by Snoff666 October 30, 2019
Hey shithead, maybe if we’re lucky you’ll take your ugly ass to the dentist by February 31 dumb whore
by Danielantunesishot October 26, 2019
by Maatricht June 17, 2020
International "be the worst person ever" day.
You are only allowed to be the worst human being on that day.
So you are never allowed to be one.
You are only allowed to be the worst human being on that day.
So you are never allowed to be one.
Person: You're so ugly go **** yourself.
Person 2: Hey, why be such a ******. Just wait till February 31!
Person 2: Hey, why be such a ******. Just wait till February 31!
by NickCam October 24, 2020
by ThickRickDick January 22, 2021