Urban Dictionary: February 23

random person: hey, its February 23rd you know what that means..

random person 2: oh no i guess i have to eat your ass 🍆

If this is today, then kick ass and have fun.

Person 1. “ oh. Today is February 23.” Person 2. *punches person 1 in the face* “oh yeah. It is.”

by Why am I here. December 01, 2019

THE MOST AMAZING, IMPORTANT, BEAUTIFUL HUMAN WAS BORN TODAY AND I WISH U THE BEST BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY THING U DESERVE!

I LOVE U :’)

“wow look at that amazing human being who was born on february 23 rd, i love that person!”

by lilemi October 19, 2019

February 23 is grab dick day 😩. so go find your bf and grab his dick because that’s your dick now

Me: bae today is February 23
My bf: yeah and ?
Me: it’s grab your bf’s dick day !
Also me: *puts my hand in his pants*

by Gaga 55 February 20, 2021

National Weed day. On this day you’re supposed to spark it’s up, take a hit and relax a bit

OMG dude I can’t wait for February 23 to smoke some weed with Alan yeet !

by Flinchporp May 08, 2020

Hey Kathryn it’s your February 23.

Kathryn: I know it’s my birthday

Well ya know that makes you a bitch

by Maddie... November 06, 2019

Whoever is born on this day will chew on plastic and if they dont they weren’t born on this day

Oh whys that girl chewing on plastic?
she was just born on february 23

by woopswoopdoop December 11, 2019