When a man freshly washes and manicures his junk he has Febreze Balls.

When you and the boys are so fresh that you're made of purified water, alcohol, cyclodextrin, modified polydimethicone, hydrogenated castor oil, alkanolamine, citric acid, quaternary ammonium chloride, benzisothiazolinone and various fragrances that soothe both nostrils so exquisitely that Mother Nature herself would be envious of the action going on there.

A saying use in the English language when something smells foul.

Other wise known as the tiniest penis on the planet, the person who owns a febreze dick believes they are the shit and have a massive cock. But actually, it is quite the opposite.

Additional income to support the "finer things" or allows you an increased indulgence within your unconscious habits.

being the only person in the room who isn't vaping. the flavoured odour acts an air freshener for the room, making the experience a win-win.

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A local cryptid from Newburgh, IN that sneaks into houses and drinks the homeowner's Febreze cans