When you take a dump in a public toilet and jump to the next cubical leaving your crap in the first toilet.
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.
Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.
Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!
by P187 July 19, 2011
Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.
Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Her: Oh, we could add TCP/IP remote management!
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
Me: Watch out for feature creep - it's only a screen saver.
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
Me: Watch out for feature creep - it's only a screen saver.
by Nacho Dan July 08, 2004
physical feature (environment)
landforms,bodies of water,climate,natural vegetation and soil of the earth.
landforms,bodies of water,climate,natural vegetation and soil of the earth.
by diwata January 18, 2007
A comeback commonly used by people who enjoy childish insults and who cannot think of a decent comeback at the time of insult.
Can also be a term of endearment for sadistic friends.
See "fuckbag" and also "shiteface"
Can also be a term of endearment for sadistic friends.
See "fuckbag" and also "shiteface"
by Disco_Magnet March 06, 2009
Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.
"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"
"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."
"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."
by ckerr16 April 23, 2008
Feature ransoming is the act of withholding crucial functionality from users of website publishing software or platforms, in order to extract more money from the users. Sometimes this is done by tiers called plans. The lowest tier like "free" with have scantly the bare minimum of features while the highest tier, usually "business" holds the best and most useful features at hundreds of dollars per year.
"I don't know which web platform to use when they all engage in feature ransoming and none offer a newbie like me any good features at affordable prices."
by MeaniePooPie May 10, 2021
A term used for accounts that only use the feature section on Ifunny, users who get called this usually get way too mad, acting as if you just called them a racial slur.
by Hymen Buster IV October 26, 2020

