May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An idiot who destroyed $15.000 of hotel property and a cringey YouTuber but still far better than someone like jakepaul or Logan paul.
Blinded fans : Faze Banks didn't do anything wrong(destroying $15000 dollar of hotel property) it's called being successful in life y'all are just a bunch of old nerds
Me : no , we're just educated and value money. We're not an idiot like you who likes to waste money when you have a lot of money but only value money when you don't have a lot of money.
Me : no , we're just educated and value money. We're not an idiot like you who likes to waste money when you have a lot of money but only value money when you don't have a lot of money.
by Naiisbenenwjwjw w and dbwnqnan November 05, 2019
3
A dude in faze who left for a while. Then he came back badass as ever. He has sick tattoos and is funny af
by Suh due February 23, 2017
4
A youtuber who uses stories of the past to try to gain sympathy of children. These events are nothing the average teen has not faced (for example aderal abuse), but due to his web fame these stories are viewed by millions. Pretty average and lame gamer/youtuber
by Judobroussiano225 March 08, 2019
5
a stupid asshole who is twins with a naked role rat and alissa is only with him to suck his microscopic dick for a home
by #1JakePauler March 30, 2018