When something is so true, saying Facts nor Fax quite portrays its accuracy.
Richard: Bro I'm so sick of high school, I just want to graduate already.

Jason: Fax machine
by Alexander Spamilton January 01, 2019
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Attractive female. Stems from a commonly misheard lyric in AC/DC's song "You Shook Me All Night Long", which is "She was a fax machine". The actual lyric is "She was a fast machine".
Dude, did you see that fax machine back there?
by Jackle13 December 24, 2012
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Something you get after removing the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.
Man: After you take away the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, what’ve you got? A fax machine.
by CrackaMcLackin January 06, 2021
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A machine used for sending faxes.
Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)
by Evil October 18, 2003
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A kid in class who hears others silently say an answer to a question, and they say it louder so that the teacher hears and it makes them look super smart when they're stealing people's thunder.
Mr. Baffi: What is 3+3?

Chad:(quietly) 6.

Ashly: SIX!!!!

Bennett: Dude, Ashly, I totally heard Chad just say that. You're such a fax machine!!!
by Ashly :DD August 07, 2007
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Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...
you know that thing called a fax machine? oh yea, isn’t it basically the outcome of unprotected sex between a letter and a phone?
by Doodle:) February 26, 2020
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fax machine baby! (shouted in a Cole Train type voice)words for a method of delivering a message in a slow or humiliating manner to an enemy team. originating in GEARS OF WAR. a term used to describe a total comeback from a near shutout, FTW! before the winning teams supposed victory round begins its said by the losing team "didn't you get the memo?" and the round starts. the losing team comes back and wins the match and shouts "FAX MACHINE BABY!" to humiliate the near victors for letting the losing team stomp them back into their lag infested coffins. also used intentionally to make noobs continue playing for more points.
losing team: "it ain't over yet suxors"
winning team: "OMG shut up it's first to 7, we have 6 (6-0)it's over!"
losing team: "didn't you get the memo?"
winning team: "your idiots!"
(round begins) 7 more times to be exact, and losing team comes back 6-7 FTW
former losing team: "FAX MACHINE BABY!"
new losers: "OMG, F'ING LAG!"
winners: "you just got faxed. Shwow Shwow Shwow!"
losing team cries about everything (mostly lag) then quits and leaves bad feedback.
by MATCHES007 September 17, 2007
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