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(False Barbeque) Meat advertised as barbeque, but is not prepared using any traditional barbeque techniques.
"Hey, i'm hungry for some barbeque. Let's hit the McD's and grab a McRib."
"Are you crazy! That's not barbeque, that's fauxque!
by Cooper Collier December 29, 2006
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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