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When a person puts off doing something they don't want to do, by doing something they don't want to do, a little bit less.
Bobby had to visit his mother-in-law, but he decided to fauxcrastinate, by getting his prostate checked instead.
by BRB Podcast January 21, 2017
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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