This is a fake (or faux) Coach product. It looks similar and can fool some people, but doesn't cost hundreds of dollars.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

to fuck, a substitution for the word "fuck" so you can sound innocent and make history allusions

instead of W.E.B. DuBois you can say..
W.E.B. Du Fauxch
which would mean, WHAT THE FUCK