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A worker who pretends to work but is actually goofing off.
Farrah never actually works, she just appears to. Instead of my coworker, she's actually more of a faux-worker.
by Mister Pamuk March 12, 2014
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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A co-worker who acts very friendly toward other co-workers but secretly hates them.
Judy's faux-worker Kristi invited her to dinner even though she hopes she won't accept the inviation.
by Marcus Tucker July 10, 2008
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