A hipster way of saying that you are getting drunk off your ass and writing. Typically accompanied or brought on by Pabst Blue Ribbon, some “good” wine, and pita chips with hummus.

The writing style is typically similar to the works of William Faulkner, in that they resemble a stream of consciousness.

The person writing it will always adore whatever they wrote in this state.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.