Unit of length, equivalent to 6 feet.
Originated during COVID-19 virus when Dr. Anthony Fauci, M.D., NIAID Director, recommended a safe distance of 6 feet apart to curb the spread of the virus.
Originated during COVID-19 virus when Dr. Anthony Fauci, M.D., NIAID Director, recommended a safe distance of 6 feet apart to curb the spread of the virus.
Them: Hey, wanna take this off of Bumble.com and meet up this week?
Me: Yeah I'm down! I want to keep it socially distant though, maybe in the park and approximately 1 fauci apart?
Me: Yeah I'm down! I want to keep it socially distant though, maybe in the park and approximately 1 fauci apart?
by amandaconda October 14, 2020
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by Tiffany2583 January 05, 2007
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"How to tell a Fauci?"
example: If things go well, and were all vaccinated, you will still need to wear masks all day or for most of the day, even though they probably don't work.
example: If things go well, and were all vaccinated, you will still need to wear masks all day or for most of the day, even though they probably don't work.
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by WeAreTheNorth February 23, 2021
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To end a romantic relationship based on one's view of social distancing, vaccination views, or other opinions based on the COVID-19 pandemic.
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by Power Melvin February 16, 2021
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Dave: Hey man, congrats on the win last night. But listen, you know that guy Jim on your team? He’s telling people that he scored the winning goal. I know that shit’s not true because I was there and saw you score.
Mark: Thanks man. Yeah Jim is kind of becoming a self-aggrandizing dick these days. Even worse, the school newspaper has started parroting his nonsense instead of sending people to watch our games. I guess I’ll have to fauci him next week, if I hear him making stuff up. But I’m not gonna pick a fight. Life’s too short. Also, did you know that, like, half of that guy’s family died last year?
Dave: Shit, no... what happened?
Mark: Remember covid19? Well Jim’s parents thought the whole thing was a hoax. And they were not shy about making their views known either. They would make these videos where the whole family would go to a grocery store, a gas station, a mall, or whatever, and just start licking stuff. They posted the videos to youtube and built up this cult following. That just emboldened them to lick more stuff. It was nuts.
Dave: And then it’s covid19 that ends up killing them! That’s some ironic shit.
Mark: No, it was chemtrails that killed them.
Dave: Oh shit!!! Wait, what?
Mark: They didn’t realize that the feds decided to up the frequency and potency of the ‘trails last summer. The only protection from chemtrails is a N95 mask.
Dave: And Jim’s family were the only ones in town who never wore masks!
Mark: Truth.
Mark: Thanks man. Yeah Jim is kind of becoming a self-aggrandizing dick these days. Even worse, the school newspaper has started parroting his nonsense instead of sending people to watch our games. I guess I’ll have to fauci him next week, if I hear him making stuff up. But I’m not gonna pick a fight. Life’s too short. Also, did you know that, like, half of that guy’s family died last year?
Dave: Shit, no... what happened?
Mark: Remember covid19? Well Jim’s parents thought the whole thing was a hoax. And they were not shy about making their views known either. They would make these videos where the whole family would go to a grocery store, a gas station, a mall, or whatever, and just start licking stuff. They posted the videos to youtube and built up this cult following. That just emboldened them to lick more stuff. It was nuts.
Dave: And then it’s covid19 that ends up killing them! That’s some ironic shit.
Mark: No, it was chemtrails that killed them.
Dave: Oh shit!!! Wait, what?
Mark: They didn’t realize that the feds decided to up the frequency and potency of the ‘trails last summer. The only protection from chemtrails is a N95 mask.
Dave: And Jim’s family were the only ones in town who never wore masks!
Mark: Truth.
by TheRealPapaBob April 03, 2020
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(adjective, may be used as a noun) : a well reasoned response, with informed and cohesive decision making during a stressful and emotionally inflammatory situation that requires intellect, discipline, emotional intelligence and insight or ability to provide effective guidance
by Classy scientist July 11, 2020
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Someone that everyone should know is a liar, but somehow maintains credibility with some despite obvious duplicity.
He told her he wasn’t cheating on her, but since he’s cheated on everyone he’s ever been with, he’s obviously a fauci.
by TheTed June 02, 2021
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