I got my Fauci Ouchie today!

I can't wait to get my fauci ouchie so I can promote herd immunity

I haven’t recovered from that Fauci Ouchie that Jim inflicted on me. I have to wear special protection now.

I'm gonna have to miss this Zoom call, the Fauci Ouchie got me looking and feeling like death warmed over.

I hated vaccines as a kid but I'm sure glad I got my Fauci Ouchie last night.

Im getting my fauci ouchy soon

“Hey, you have any clue when the government is gonna make my Fauci Ouchie available?”
“Idk man, but my at-risk grandma got hers and is thriving.”