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The cart on which an obese, or fat person rides in a store such as Walmart, therefore adding to their obesity and removing the availability of the cart for someone who really needs it. A play on "Cadillac".
Bro, did you see that fat ass riding a fatillac? Now that poor old lady has to walk through the store with a walker.
by Maximillian Aloysius Reider II January 12, 2016
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A motorized scooter used to propel fat people along smooth surfaces. They typically feature electric motors, and a storage basket so the fat people can use their flab-paddle arms to shove food items into it. They have rechargeable car batteries because they need a lot of power to move such heavy, fat asses.
by WillyWart March 29, 2013