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A pandemic virus affecting women hailing from across much of the central and eastern Mediterranean. Carriers of the virus will often transfuse it to other women with whom they come into close contact. Sufferers often experience rapid, uncontrollable swelling of the thighs and waist, causing an irreversible change in demeanor. No cure is known to exist, however studies have proven that the afflicted can be tempted away from major population centers by laying a trail of kebabs leading outwards.
Dude, I think my wife contracted fatgreekangryitis on our honeymoon in Mykonos. She had to check her garlic breathing ass in with the luggage on the flight back!
by 36thDisciple August 14, 2017
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011