A huge dog that people let get overweight. If it can stand up then nobody will ever break into your house.
Qwerty: "My dad has a friend with a fatty mc fat fat fatty fat dog fat."
Asdf: "Holy shit, can it walk?"
Qwerty: "No, so he has to get carried up the stairs to the house. He's really nice though."
Asdf: "Holy shit, can it walk?"
Qwerty: "No, so he has to get carried up the stairs to the house. He's really nice though."
by etaN retsaM March 27, 2008
by Bigman969 October 28, 2019
A vile creature. He is bald and full of buttery chub lard. He is currently fat and living around the Southeast Los Angeles area, specifially Whittier, California. He also has a shotgun wound to the forehead because someone once mistaked him for a zombie. He (or it) lurks in high schools and abandoned houses where asians clean constantly. His call can be heard miles away. His most heard one being, "FCD is here" FCD is the short way to see it. He is very dangerous and should not be taken lightly. If you call his name he will manifest as an inanimate object and do things to you that are far beyond inhumane. He usually envelops you with his fat or wraps his soggy nipples around you. I personally have spotted him along with my friends. Please be careful. FCD is all too real. Clingy. that is all.
*large bang in the basement and weird noises*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*
by ClingySantiago! August 24, 2011
An Australian term that applies to red headed people, similar to "Bluey", in this case pointing out that the person looks like a semi-erect dogs penis (fur coloured with red lipstick protruding from the end). An extreme term of endearment.
by Hanksta6139 February 05, 2007
by dude123456879gh August 30, 2008
A fat smelly rat dog is a small dog that’s fat, They are usually under 35 pounds and look like a rat. they also smell bad like really bad.
by luna tuna September 21, 2020