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An amber ale brewed by New Belgium Brewing Company of Fort Collins, Colorado.
"Gimme a Fat Tire!"
"That'll be $6.00."
"Damn, I wish I lived in Colorado."
by James November 11, 2004
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.
Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.
by bwatson December 03, 2007
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A Fat Tire is when you are with a fat bitch and instead of banging her in her pussy you do her in her bellybutton. This may or may not be intentional; sometimes she is just too fat and you just can't find the right hole, but there are occasions that you knowingly stick it in her bellybutton because it feels good or you are too embarrassed to stick it in her pussy.

The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.
There was no way in hell I was going to bang her so I gave her a Fat Tire instead.
by COCOPAHA April 07, 2009
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when you lick someones butt hole while there is a little piece of poo sticking out.
would you rather fat tire somebody or dry hump your mom for ten minutes?
by Timeout Tent July 18, 2010
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clothing people wear when feeling plump
"After a Thanksgiving meal, my fattire usually consists of sweatpants and a baggy sweatshirt."
by SalvyZ November 23, 2018
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