Yet another interdisciplinary field that has no relevance to the real world. Fat Studies explores fat scholars, fat people, fat problems, and leaves you with a fat debt at the end of it. It would literally disappear into thin air (no pun intended) if there were no fat people.

The fat that accumulates on one's body due to study habbits around examination and assignment periods. Often caused by frantic all night stints whereby the student consumes takeout dinner, midnight lollies, 4am cake and breakfast icecream.