Used to describe any overweight man with mid-length brown hair and a beard, giving the impression of what Jesus would be like if McDonalds and DVDs existed in 4th century Judea.
Popularised by the movie 'The Hangover'
Popularised by the movie 'The Hangover'
1. Quote from The Hangover: "Let's go handsome, come on. Not you, Fat Jesus!"
2. Eric: "Hey, look at that rotund beardy guy over there"
Ralph: "Yeh, he's a total Fat Jesus"
3. Jack Black is sometimes a Fat Jesus
2. Eric: "Hey, look at that rotund beardy guy over there"
Ralph: "Yeh, he's a total Fat Jesus"
3. Jack Black is sometimes a Fat Jesus
by desperate_d January 09, 2010
by @shot_of_cabo November 14, 2019
Used to point out to someone that they are being a hater to the extent that they look like an asshole.
Jen: "That Brittany is such a skank. Did you see the size of the sluttoo back there? I guess she needs all the advertising she can get."
Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."
Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."
by Peter Bilt March 24, 2006