A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.

Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.

Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.

Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.