Urban Dictionary: Fasian

Fasian

1. A fake Asian.

2. One of Asian decent who does not posses any of the stereotypical Asian qualities, such as liking anime, driving an import, liking Asian food, being extraordinarily gifted, or speaking his native language.

Bob: Dude, Wong-Lee is so dumb and he doesn't even drive a Honda.

Rick: Yeah, he's a total fasian.

by wongwong44 May 30, 2011

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Fasian

A word used to describe a place or company (usually a restaurant) that represents itself as promoting a certain specific Asian culture (usually an East Asian culture — Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc.) but actually just combines all of them

Taylor: Oh man, I''m craving Chinese food tonight. How about China Garden?

Bailey: Sure thing, but do you mean actual Chinese or fasian?

Taylor: Fasian?

Bailey: Yeah, China Garden is straight up fasian. They say they're Chinese, but they offer stuff like Udon, Krab Ragoon, Vermicelli, and Kimchi.

Taylor: Oh yeah, I'm down for fasian all the way— I want that good Hibachi fried rice special!

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Fasian

A more than fat asian chick.

Richie: Who was waiting for their ride?
Chris: Oh it was just the fasain.
Richie: The fasain???
Chris: Yeah you know a fat asian.

by Count Dino / Weezer December 08, 2004

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Fasian

A Asian that is not a real Asian. Usually can not speak his language, use chopsticks, and is bad at math. A disgrace to his whole entire dynasty.

Man that Austin kid is one Fasian!

by ISeriouslyHaveNoFriends April 22, 2011

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