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when you sneeze and accidentally fart out loud at the same time.
Oh shit she did not just Fartsnee in public! So nasty!

Oh my Gosh he must have a loose ass because he just Fartsnee. Can't he control his asshole? Yuck.
by Deecee80 May 03, 2015
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Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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