Urban Dictionary: Fartsex

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The passing of farts between 2 butts, usually through a tube with occasional turds

Guy: "I'll put this end in my butt and you put the other end in yours...then we'll just fart a bunch..."
Girl: "okay baby, I love fartsex!"

by dudehellsthis June 16, 2010

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fart sex

farting into one another's asses.

One day Bart and Suzie went to a Mexican restaurant, they both had refryed beans. And later on that night they were both getting all kinds of feelings. They both had caught a bad case of Gas from the beans. They also wanted to try something waay more kinkier than usual. So Bart layed on his stomach without pants or underwear on. This turned Suzie waaay on. so she took off her pants and underwear and she layed upon Bart butt to butt. And by accident Bart farted into Suzie's ass. This actualy gave her an exciting feeing so then she farted in his. And this continued on through the night. There being fart sex.

by Aubrey & Danielle August 13, 2008

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fart sex

The act of humping and pounding a sweaty anus with which hot, steaming, acidic fart gas jet pulses fourth into the humpers wide open nostrils. The smell of the gas is so pungent that the humpers nostrils burn and blister which, being that the humper is sadomasochistic, makes him/her blow his/her load.

"Damnit my home fries, that fart sex last night with your mother was fanstastical!"

by Deedledee July 25, 2006