by Izzymon August 26, 2008
Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!
Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.
De Farto.
Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.
De Farto.
Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
by Mr.Putin November 10, 2011
A powerful expression of disgust or disdain made even more potent when strategically timed with a fierce blast of flatulence.
My dear mother would artfully express her hostility for my adulterous father by sneaking the dinner plate down in front of him while squatting a little, cutting a loud ripper and yelling out, “el farto!”
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2019
The Amazing Farto is a clown that is special for kids. Everyone's kids loves The Amazing Farto. No parent's kids have ever disliked The Amazing Farto. He is the superior clown. Everybody doesn't dislike The Amazing Farto
The Amazing Farto, as they say. You have been charged for 50 cases of smuggling crystal meth and 78 cases of kidnapping and torturing. You have been sentenced to 30 years in prison.
by somethingmassas June 12, 2021