no matter how old u get it will always be funny
Ew yo a dog farting is the worst
by vin3434343 February 28, 2007
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1) An alarm clock.

2) A prank

3) A game

4) Entertainment

1) Farting in someone's mouth (bear-assed) to wake them up.

2) Farting stinky ones in a car full of people...when you have control of window locks.

3) As a game. "Who can fart the loudest?"

4) Inflaming a fart with a lighter; farting on your parents; farting on your girlfriend; etc.
by buzzkill26 March 18, 2009
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Like burping but with your ass muscles.
I had a pork schnitzel that had me farting until the bar was cleared out.
by Iris Long August 31, 2014
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That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.
"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."
by Sillyloquy December 14, 2009
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noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.
by What May 10, 2004
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A sport women do while driving in the car by themselves, usually with the window rolled up so they can "score" the stinkocity velocity. This is why they prefer leather seating.
Woman in car alone: EEEERRRIIIIPPPPP - sniff sniff, "Good one, I cannot wait until bunco so I can tell the girls"
by jeff April 30, 2004
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