The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

One time kraz farted in his sleep then jolted and rolled over. The tacos really got to him and he fartled himself.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you