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When someone farts, and someone else nearby (in the same room) tries to take credit for that fart.
Hey, I just cranked out a loud wet fart and that guy over there tried to fartjack it and take credit for himself. Damn fartjacker!
by smellyjanus January 12, 2010
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.
"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".
by Jeano-Beano April 14, 2018
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The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.
I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
by Brain Giggles April 04, 2017
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